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Oh, these many years later, I still think these gags are worth keeping, but now we have actual products that we sell that you can buy if'n you wish:
Crappy Dracula s/t 7"- 2007. Tracks include What's Gonna Happen To Us, Samba (x3), Pledge Drive, A Man Of Effort. This is Eeefin' Records 00001 and was recorded at Eeefin' Studios, Milwaukee by Sam Cook. It's got some pretty good gags, three different covers, and was released on stylish black 33rpm vinyl. The song "Pledge Drive" even got us interviewed on local public radio show "Lake Effect."
Crappy Dracula "Out To Sea" cd/ep- 2008. Tracks include Boats, Boats, Boats, and More Boats, Admiral Of My Heart, and No Chance With The Mermaid Queen. Eeefin' Record 000001.5 "You know what we need? More nautically-themed songs." These wise words spawned ideas and musical creativity. Two hours later, these songs were written and nothing on this Earth could un-write them. Also recorded at Eeefin' Studios by a very patient Sam Cook.
Crappy Dracula/ Sonorous Gale split 7"- 2008. Our tracks include Round 'Em Up and a cover of Leonard Cohen's The Butcher. Sonorous Gale provides the amazind Dogmatic Equations, which came out of the same recording session as their lp. Their song was recorded at Blizzard Sound Studios in Buffalo NY by Gerald Thomas. We were back at Eeefin' Studios with the very good looking Sam Cook. Released on blue vinyl, this is a big-hole 45rpm release, you know, for the fans with old jukeboxes.
The Krappy Drakula/ Farms In Trouble "White Women" split 7"- 2009. We offer up the tracks Hospital Waste Management Facility Party Tonight, Applications, and a cover of Guided By Voices "A Good Flying Bird." Milwaukee's own Farms In Trouble have put together four fine tracks: Employment History, My 1st Punch Press, Stick Man Bugs Out, and Big Fan (Shut The Door). Both bands were recorded by Riles "Big Placard" Walsh at the Activities Center, Milwukee, WI. This record is awesome.
Our "Entertaining The Troops" cassette is sold out, sorry, but our "Lockhorns" concept tape will soon be released by Scoth Tapes of Canada. We also have two different t-shirts, the ever popular "Honk If You Are From The Future" bumper stiker, and buttons. Also known as "pins."
Of couse, what we're really looking forward to is the release of our first lp, "Almost," which will definately be out by the end of the world. I mean the end of the year. This year, 2009.
Your very own Crappy Dracula Space Shuttle! Just $8,000,000,000. Order Now!
A Crappy Dracula oven Mitt? Yes! Just in time for Memorial Day! Only $6.6 Million!