We three are Crappy Dracula. Feel free to worship or laugh as you will. We formed in December of 2006 and are prolific songwriters. We have been influenced by the style of Eeef and many cases of Hamms, Schlitz, and Pabst. We enjoy wrestling alligators, telling jokes, playing songs, and hope someday to take over the world. I, for one, sure hope that happens soon, as I don't feel like going to work tomorrow. Let's take the day off, shall we? And we realize that Ted Bundy is dead, but maybe we should re-visit the evidence...
If you'd like us to play your church fair or open for Air Supply, contact: thelowestgear@hotmail.com